Ahmed Mansoor's Blog

BB5 Unlocking !

2010-02-22T07:12:00.000-08:00

BB5 Unlocking

1. check if your mobile is in here :http://forum.gsmhosting.com/vbb/archive/index.php/t-552862.html
2. Use this software: http://forum.gsmhosting.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=401813
3. Crack the code...try not forgetting again :D
4. Eat almonds for better memory..

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Error Messages

2009-11-26T09:09:00.000-08:00

The Crazy Fat Kid (not Isham)

2009-11-19T07:11:00.000-08:00

The Crazy Fat Kid

Einstein !

2009-11-18T06:56:00.000-08:00

Click the picture to enlarge it !

When we think of Einstein we think of his formula E=MC² and we often wonder what it stands for or what it means from the point of a editor from the Observer newspaper. Unfortunately Einstein got in a feud with the Nobel Peace Prize committee and refused to tell anyone until they apologize with a pair of smoking shoes of his size.

Although we may never truly understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity, it is assumed to be related to the concept of relative association in that where this is a way there is a will, and that where there is will there is likely to be a relative.
Another interpretation which appears more likely than anything to do with Energy, Mass or the Speed of Light is Albert Einstein's Theory of Cheesology.
Taking his famous equation of:

One can assume the letters represent:
Eat - The E stands for Eat.
More - The M stands for More.
Cheese - The C stands for Cheese.
Turning the equation into an English sentence should result in:
"Eat More Cheese than you normally would."
The fact that Cheese is squared in the above equation results in eating to excess in order to square the amount of Cheese you would normally eat. For example, if you ate 50g of Cheese per day, then to abide by Einstein's Law then you must eat in order to be consuming the necessary amount of cheese.
This 50g squared amount is equal to 2.5kg (2500g) which is the FCO's (Food Consumption Organization) recommendations on daily Cheese consumption.
It is still unknown what kind of cheese he might be referring to.That was one deduction why he was awarded the Nobel Prize.More cheese would imply better health for people.But the Norwegian 'screwed up' committee got confused with the various theories and awarded him the Nobel Prize for Physic instead of Nutrition and Health.
However, a shocking and profound theory has recently emerged in the scientific community. The founder of Perdue has recently suggested Einstein meant to say "Eat More Cheese SQUARES". If true, then the very foundations of science would be shaken by the sheer power of the newly promoted Cheese squares.

How Einstein found e=mc2

Some Really Strange Undesirable Stuff.

2009-11-18T06:51:00.000-08:00

WTF !! Hazeem !

Seriously, WTF is happening here ??!!

WTF Mascot !

2009-11-09T09:01:00.000-08:00

Some Graphics:

Some really good links !

2009-11-09T02:57:00.000-08:00

First of all, an amazing parody of Wikipedia, credits to Maarij for the link ! (funnier than ur jokes ! )

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

Secondly, some great art done by Swedish Artists !

http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/dead-flies-skill-06102009.html

First Post !

2009-11-08T07:16:00.000-08:00

The first post will include a large size picture of me to balance the equilibrium disrupted by Freshly Caffeinated Chaos